This weeks top 10:
10. "Quit flinging milk on me."
9. "You have to wear a diaper, it's the rules."
8. "Danger!" (followed by an eruption of laughter)
7. "Look where you are walking."
6. "You can not walk in the bathtub."
5. "That is not your milk cup."
4. "We don't pull hair."
3. "Quit playing in the toilet."
2. "You need to wear pants."
And my favorite for this week:
1. "Let go of his 'dingle'."
I keep reading this and laughing!!!!
ReplyDeleteI love it!!! Wait till you have to end all potty humor.
ReplyDeleteEven now, I am constantly saying things like, "Do not say you brother eats poo!" "If I hear you call your brother a poophead who likes to eat and drink his poo again, I will .. ." do something terrible that I can't ever seem to come up with even after I've made the first half of the statement.
wait till potty humor sets in. UGH.
Love you mama
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