Things I find myself saying: the 2 year old edition

In no particular order, but occurring often, if not daily:

• "That is enough toilet paper, I do not need anymore, thank you."
• "Luke, did you go poo-poo?" (followed by him shouting, NO, Bubba.) But clearly he did.
• "When he starts screaming, you have to quit tackling him."
• "You have to wear shoes, its the rules."
• "Luke, water needs to stay in the sink."
• "Please stop running away from me."
• "If you give me the _____ (screw, paperclip, computer key) that is in your mouth, I will give you chocolate."
• "We've read that book 4 times today, can you pick a different one. Maybe one that doesn't have 162 pages." (NOT an exaggeration)
• One box of crayons is plenty. I promise.

Things I hear them saying:

"No school today?"- Hudson

"No poo poo, just tee-tee." -Luke

"Dump Truck!", "Bus", "Choo Choo", "Nanna Truck" (yellow truck) -Not a single car, truck or bus can get past Luke. AND heaven forbid you don't acknowledge that you saw it too.

"Cry School?"-Hudson

"Get cookies HEB?" -Hudson

"I'm all done."- Hudson

"My hands sticky."- Hudson, (followed by him wiping his hands on me)

"Cat, sleeping, cozy bed"- Hudson, you don't even want to know. 

They can also name every house on our street based on which kid lives there. For instance, " Emma's Garage door?"(Hudson) "Yes, that is Emma's house." Followed by "Emma's house?"

I leave you with a picture of my little chefs. They cook while I cook.